We share all about what we ate, how we slept (or didn't sleep), what happened when we went into labor--basically all the crazy things we go through when making small people.
So many people around me are prego, which just got me thinking about that one time when I was pregnant for the fourth time, and made it all the way to week 42.
Yes, you read that right. FORTY-TWO WEEKS.
|Massive (adj.) Of or pertaining to a REALLY pregnant me.|
I mean, come on. Isn't the baby just supposed to fall out by the fourth time around anyway? That labor thing is an old hat. Shouldn't Body just deliver Baby all by itself?
My feet were swollen, my belly was Ginormous (the capital 'G' type), my ligaments hurt. Like, all of them. And all at once.
I'd even reached that amazing state in pregnancy when your belly is too big and too low for even your largest maternity tops. So it just hangs out. So very, very attractive.
And of course I had been completely on edge for weeks, constantly analyzing and re-analyzing every single signal (say that 10x fast) my body sent.
Man, my tummy is tight, wait, was that a contraction?
Did my water just break?...oh...nope.
My back hurts, I think it's back labor!
And on and on until the glorious day we scheduled the eviction. The notice was served, and summarily dismissed by said fetus, who was apparently in dispose. Literally. (think that word that starts with M- and ends with -erconium. Yeah, that kind of "in dispose").
|That pre-pitocin glow.|
|"I'll just have an order of your ice cubes," said no pregnant woman ever.|
So I did.
And he got the idea alright. He got the idea so well that he decided to head butt me and kick me at the same time, which broke my water and sent me (and the nurse and hubby) into full on holy-crap-baby's-coming-get-the-doctor-here-NOW! mode. Oh, so NOW you decide to just fall out? Thanks, Baby!
A few pushes later and I was holding a 10 lb. 5 oz bundle of baby joy. And he was so cute and so squishy and so BIG!
|I always cry at that part!|
|Meeting the siblings.|
Yeah, did I ever tell you about that one time when I gave birth to an alien (aka Mr. A)? Remind me and I'll tell you that one some time, ok?